Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Stretch Marks

Yup, thats right I said it, the dreaded "S" word. This topic has been on my mind lately as I have recently discovered a number of them hiding on my butt and only discovered when I was trying to do a sexy move for my husband and freaked out. He was promptly told that he doesnt ever get to see me naked with the lights on and I apologized over and over for being fat and ugly. (Which I'm not, but it made me feel that way!)

I really don't understand the unfairness of it all, I thought having received the cellulite gene was enough punishment, but now I have stretchmarks too, arggghhhhhh. I'm only 28 and haven't even had kids yet, I shudder to think what may happen after that.

What do you think, do you have stretch marks or cellulite? (No names required on this one- lets keep it confidential :) How do we fix this blight on female society and fight the impossible standard we are forced to try to match in all the perfectly thin and never aging Hollywood stars that all of our men expect us normal people to keep up with?

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