Ultimate money saving........sarcasm warning!

First of all, get a job as a teacher. Leave home at 6.30 every morning and work until 6.30 each night! Arrive home just after 7 pm! Then spend all Sunday preparing lessons and the evenings when you get  home, marking books! You will have no time for expensive hobbies or going into any shops. You will be so tired that you won't go out in term time. Teaching is the ultimate money saver. Oh and further to money saving........school holidays are the most expensive times to go on holiday and most teachers can't afford that, so that's more money saved!